Friday, November 17, 2006

Let the world know that you can't get laid by showing up at midnight gaming championship


"Chicken Hunter wondered where some of the biggest losers in the United States gather. The challenge is to sift through your ordinary losers, the kind that wait in line for Star Wars, and find losers that other losers worship. These losers may even have a "I'm a gamer and not a virgin story" to tell the other losers who are still virgins (90% of all gamers are virgins and/or live at home with Mom...Newsweak Vol. 4 1999).
This gathering of freaks and pimple faced non-prom going citizens has to be stopped. On giant culling in Texas would improve the overall gene pool of Americans."




Tournaments will follow a single elimination format. Each participant will play in the first round and the winner of each round will advance to the next while the loser is eliminated. Play will continue until there is only one player remaining. The remaining player will be declared the winner of the tournament.

The twenty-four (24) winners of each qualifying tournament will receive:(One for each game tournament per location)
a $125 Best BuyTM Gift Card courtesy of Best Buy
a G4 Prize Pack courtesy of G4
a 1 year three out membership to GameZnFlix courtesy of GameZnFlix
a $50 Arch card courtesy of McDonald's®
$100 cash courtesy of McDonald's
The Guitar Hero game winner also receives a copy of Guitar Hero 2 Game courtesy of redoctane



The three (3) Championship Winners will receive:(One for each game tournament)
a Championship Trophy
a $1,000 Best Buy Gift Card courtesy of Best Buy
an Xbox 360 courtesy of GameZnFlix
a Sony PSP courtesy of Best Buy
a $100 Arch card courtesy of McDonald's
$500 cash courtesy of McDonald's
The Guitar Hero Game Winner will also receive a guitar autographed by the GH development team courtesy of redoctane

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